Stop paying for enquiries with no date, no headcount and no budget.
We run Google Ads for caterers, with Meta alongside it, and you talk to the person running the account. Measured at the booked job, never the click.
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7 minutes inside a real client ad account: the searches that were filling the inbox with people who had no date, what we cut and why, and what it did to the cost per booked job. Opens the moment you send this.
Reported on booked jobs, not clicks · Month to month, no contracts · Your account, your data, your card
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Our 3S Grow Method
Never buy clicks. Buy booked events.
Become searchable When they are looking for you.
They search. You are the first name.
Someone types what they need. Your listing climbs past the two above it, and the call comes to you.
They ask an assistant. It names you.
More people ask ChatGPT who to call. It answers with the business whose pages answer the question.
Broad match? You are paying for recipe searches.
Get seen Catch them when they are browsing.
They are not looking yet.
Your post lands in the local feed anyway, between the things they actually scrolled for.
Hundreds nearby now know the name.
The reach ticks up. Next time something breaks, they already know who to call.

Counting enquiries, not booked events? You are guessing.
Stay sticky Be the name they remember.
One job becomes the next.
A past customer recommends you in a chat. That referral is the cheapest lead you will ever get.
They come back on their own.
A follow-up months later, and the customer you already won books again.
Real numbers, once the leak is closed
One service business, not a caterer, 60 days, the same ad budget. The full write-up is on the case studies page.
Cost per acquisition after 60 days, on the same ad budget.
Sales in 60 days. The number the owner noticed before any report did.
Waste on a tightly managed account, against a neglected one. Audit figures, not ours.
After previous cooperation with another marketing agency that was almost without results, we achieved greater results here after just a few weeks than with the previous agency in six months.
There is a lot of improvement in patient response. Basically, it has increased by at least 30%, if not more.
The guys know what they're doing, which is very valuable these days. We've been working together for 6 months and the results are great.
Six channels, one destination
Each one reaches a buyer at a different moment. Most businesses need two or three of them, not all six, and picking the wrong ones is the expensive mistake.
- GBP management Own the map pack
- LSA management Google Guaranteed, set up once
- Google Ads Calls, not clicks
- SEO Compounding organic
- AEO Answer engine optimization
- Meta Ads Demand gen on FB and IG
- 02Service + step Website Converts the click Built by us
- 03Step Appointment Booked on the calendar
- 04Step Closed deal Revenue in the door Where we measure our work. Not clicks.
Same budget. Three very different booking sheets.
There are three ways to spend this money. Do it yourself and you get Google's recommendations, which are written to spend your budget, and an hour in the account after the last van is unloaded. A typical agency gets you a twelve-month contract, a junior on the account and a report about clicks. We get you weekly hands on an account you own, reported at the booked job.
| What matters | Oursdone-for-you | A typical agency | Doing it yourself |
|---|---|---|---|
| Reported at the booked job | ✓ | clicks and impressions | guesswork |
| Tracking wired to phone, form, booking | ✓ | counts button clicks | × |
| Weekly hands on the account | ✓ | monthly report | when you remember |
| Negative keywords tended weekly | ✓ | set once | × |
| You own the account, data and card | ✓ | often theirs | ✓ |
| Ad spend never marked up | ✓ | often a cut | ✓ |
| Month to month, no contracts | ✓ | twelve-month contract | ✓ |
| Run by the person who scoped it | ✓ | whoever started Monday | you, after hours |
| Told to pause when it is not paying | ✓ | × | hard to tell |
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How it works
30 minutes on Google Meet. We open your ad account together, or talk through what you have tried, and you see where the budget is going before the call ends.
The first 30 days. We find the leak, cut the searches that only bring people with no date in mind, and get every call, enquiry form and tasting request counted against the keyword that caused it. Then we scale what is left.
Weekly hands on the account, budget moved to the events you actually want to cook, and one number you can read: what a booked job costs you this week.
Pricing
Pricing on the page. Ad spend on your own card.
Management only. Ad spend is separate and sits on your own card. Under about £2k a month in spend we say no and sell you an hour of consulting instead.
Management only, both platforms, one report. Google for the buyer at the moment of intent, Meta to stay in front of everyone else. Scales with scope and ad spend.
I want this, let's call- Campaign audit and a written plan first
- Search campaigns built on buyer intent, Local Services Ads where you are eligible
- Meta campaigns built from your own footage and offers, never boosted posts
- Ad copy that filters out price-shoppers
- Weekly hands on both accounts
- Negative keyword lists tended weekly
- Call tracking tied to the keyword and the ad
- Cost per booked job, by channel
Search, answers and both ad platforms at once. For businesses that want to be unavoidable in their area. We bring more, you decide less.
I want this, let's call- Local SEO: profile, map pack, service and location pages
- AI Search & AEO: entity, schema, answer-first content
- Local link building and review system
- Landing pages built for the campaigns, not repurposed
- GTM container and GA4
- Conversion tracking for calls, forms and bookings
- Call tracking and Meta Pixel
- Cross-platform attribution and one report you can read
- Monthly reporting call
- Priority support, answers within 24 hours
- The person who scoped it runs it
- Month to month, no contracts
Ad spend is separate and goes straight to Google on your own card. We never mark it up and never hold the account. Management fees rise as spend and scope do, and we say so upfront. Tracking & Data Setup is £650 one-time on its own and included free with the All in One System.
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with Michal
30 minutes on Google Meet. Pick a slot that suits you and the invite lands in your inbox straight away. We look at your ad account, or at what you have tried, and you leave with a clear plan for filling the diary, whether we run it or not.
20 years in online marketing, 200+ ad accounts, and he runs yours himself.
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30 minutes on Google Meet with Michal. Have your ad account open if you can, and we find the leak together.
Book a free callNothing suits? Send a message with two times that work and Michal takes the first one free.
Questions caterers ask before they spend
We get enquiries with no date, no headcount and no budget. Can ads stop that?
Not stop it, but you can stop paying so much for it. Someone idly pricing a party and someone with a venue already booked type nearly the same words into Google, so we split them. The ad copy says who you cater for and at roughly what level, the negative list is built around the searches that only bring the first kind, and the form asks for the date and the headcount before anything else. Then the budget moves towards the searches that bring a booking.
Our year is weddings in summer and parties at Christmas. Should we advertise all year?
Yes, but not at the same weight. The money goes in while people are still choosing a caterer, not in the week of the event, so we push budget ahead of each wave and pull it back after. A lighter layer stays on for corporate lunches and funeral teas, which do not follow the calendar. If your Saturdays in one month are already gone, we spend against the weeks that are still open instead.
Should the ads put a price per head in front of people?
A level, not a price list. Say nothing and you pay for every caller who was only ever collecting quotes. Put a figure in and some people leave the moment they read it, which sounds bad and is not, because that call was never going to become an event. We test wording that sets the level without pricing the job, and we judge it on booked events, not on how many enquiries land in the inbox.
How much do we need to spend on ads for this to make sense?
About $2.5k£2k a month in ad spend, on top of the fee. Under that the management fee eats the budget before a click is bought, so we say no and sell you an hour of consulting at $140£110/hr instead. A cheaper agency takes the retainer and lets you find out in month six.
The last agency burned our budget. Why would this be different?
Ask them one question: what did a booked event cost us last month? If the answer comes back in clicks or impressions, they were selling you traffic. Inherited accounts nearly always fail on the same three things: broad match with no negative list, tracking that counts button clicks instead of calls, and nobody touching the account between reports. We fix those first, tie every enquiry to the keyword that caused it, and report on the cost per booked job.
Who owns the ad account, and what if it does not work?
You own all of it. The account is in your name, your card is on it, and the tracking sits in your own containers, so you can check the spend any day of the week. If the cost per booked job is not moving the right way by day 30, you hear it from us and the advice is to pause, not to spend more. It runs month to month, so nothing holds you in while you decide.
Find out what a booked event is really costing you
One call. 30 minutes. A clear read on where the budget goes and what a booked job should cost you, whether we run the account or not.
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